Conversations

Dear Diary,

Some conversations.

For some reason, this kinda made my day. HEHE!

Being sarcastic with my auntie and then kene balik. HAHA!

Candice Swanepoel, my favourite Victoria Secret model!

To hear this coming from him is (Insert that emoticons face that I have inserted.) Haha!

And we were talking about the video on top! Hehe!

We were discussing the latest slang like seh, sia and all and my Manager decided to use the Sia word on me and sound super vulgar yet with a smiley at the back.

And talking about text messages conversation all. Seriously, it annoys me a lot when people write in short forms and those Mat & Minah language with each other. I know it's not written in my FB page and I shouldn't bother at all but sometimes I actually find it amusing that these couple can understand each other which I don't at all. Taken from FB, I hope this person doesn't kill me for this. HEHE!

Girl: Only thing to make him believe me is talking things thru n he promise me not to hurt me and change for better.. From today onwards baby ape ape yg de di minda u i nak u bilng i we share together k. I tahu u tgh NS i fhm sgt sgt i knw u syg i n u takot kehilangan i so am i. Im here k klu u stress ke ape tell me whats bothering u k tkmo mrh i cam smlm i sedih tau.. U sayang i kan i pon sayang u. We got to meet baru everything ok n im glad
Boy: yeahh bbyy,, i tahuu i shuld'nt have scold uu bbyy,, sorriee tauu,, dari skrgg klau i ader pape yg i tk satisfyy i bual2 dgn u cara normal k,, i jnjii tk akn nitro boost marah2 uu,, i sygkn u i tk patot buat u cmtuu,,. i promise k sygg,, i love uu <3 baruu="baruu" bila="bila" evryting="evryting" fine="fine" font="font" happy="happy" is="is" jmper="jmper">
Girl: Haha ok n dnt worry ur IQ masih berfungsi normal i da tnye org LTA jalan lalu lintas dkt otak u sihat tkde traffic jam hahhaa... Tulaa jmpe each ither baru okayy.. U cute laa haha kene piat telingaa denderr hahhaa
Boy: hehehe,,.. u kn mcm cikgu,, kn tdyy u jdyy counsellor,, sejak bia u sign jdy counsellor pon i tk tahuu,,hahaha,,. tkpe jnjii kiter happy ;) jdyy otak i tempat lorry2 lalu tkder sesak sempit2 sipot kn???hahah
Girl: Hahhahahaaaa.. Cute la u manje tkde semua lalu lintas u jalan lurus tkde jam hehekk...
Haha i sign up ever since my bf sedih biler masok NS. He said maybe he got IQ prob but now ok i da betol da kiss n hug iyee

 Even my blogger couldn't fathom the conversation and thought it was some HTML. And if you can understand this conversation then a round of applause for you.You have officially qualify to the Mat & Minah club. I can seriously cry if I have this kind of boyfriend because 99.999999999% percent of the time if he is going to be like this talking to me, I will be "WHATTAHECK ARE YOU TALKING MAN?! Let's break up!"

And now brings back to when my secretary told me,

Secretary: Azie what happens if S ask me if you'reattached or not? What should I say?
Azie: Tell him the truth.
Secretary: Ah, I know. I will pass him your number and say 'Ask Azie personally.' Ok?
Azie: Ermm. HAHA!
Secretary: Then I will tell him, jangan bebual mat.

Initially, I was like don't speak mat language? And now I totally understand. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! This will be a total turn off for me. I can seriously cry and knock my head with a hammer for the hundred times if anyone speak like this to me. Thank you.

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The other day, I made pancake! :))

Mama said it's so sedapppp, taste like McDonalds pancake. Alhamdulilah! Yay! I'm a happy princess! =D Till here, I wish to bake something if I get the time. Something that has got to do with Nutella because I have A LOT of Nutella left. And intern managed to finally pass baking Macarons. I am so jealous! Lol! It was really niceeeee!

Okay. Goodnight Brah!

XOXO,
Princess Azie Anni ♥